Two guys in two days with the same problem.
Both guys have the bare minimum on their profile, haven’t answered OKC questions, etc, and thus have not met the basic requirements (which you, my loyal readers, urge me to maintain).
Guy 1: Hola mami u look great
[Several hours later]
Guy 1: How come u didnt say hi
Me: As my profile says, “I’m only likely to answer if you’ve answered plenty of OKC’s questions (I don’t want to have to ask you if you’re jealous, if you’re homophobic, if you don’t believe in dinosaurs, etc. when OKC can ask you for me), if you have a picture, if you’ve said more than just “hi”/”good morning”/etc. in your message, and if you’ve filled out your profile with more than “ask me” or the equivalent.”
Guy 1: Ur taking life way too serious
Me: If you think so, then we’re obviously not a good fit.
I hope you find someone carefree and that you have a great day!
Guy 1: Uptite
Wats ur name im [his name here]
Guy 2: Hello.
Guy 2: Hmm
Really? Is it really a hmm-level mystery why I didn’t answer?