May Recipes 2019

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I haven’t been trying as many new recipes as I’ve wanted to lately. There’s just way to much going on. So I’ve been doing family favorites and variations on themes–doing a hoisin flavored chicken rice bowl instead of teriyaki, for example.

I did get the chance to enjoy these Shrimp Enchiladas from Mel’s Chicken Cafe.

I tried the chicken recipe below, but it just didn’t work in a crock pot–I want to try it the right way soon.

To make up for the lack of new recipes to share, here’s a family favorite.

Appetizer Meatballs: 1 large bag frozen meatballs; grape jelly; bbq sauce. Mix and cook in a crock pot on low.

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March 2019 Recipes

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I haven’t done as well with trying new recipes last month, but I did manage a few:

Coconut Shrimp Curry with Red Pepper and Spinach, from Stuck on Sweet. A+ This was delicious. I just took some leftovers out of the freezer for work tomorrow.

Cambodian Chicken and Rice Stew with Shrimp from Food & Wine. A. This was delightful–and good for the end of Winter/early Spring crappy weather.

Okay, so there were only two experiments last month, but that doesn’t mean I wasn’t cooking. Here are some not-new recipes we love at the Waltonen house.

Creamy Tomato Soup from Taste of Home. A+ I always double the recipe, since the boy loves it so much (also, because my freezer must always be full). I add basil.

Fish PoBoys. A+ Recipe: You can use fresh white fish or frozen (I get frozen Swai from Safeway or Target; they can be cooked thawed or frozen). Spray the fillets with pam on both sides. Sprinkle with cajun or blackened seasoning on both sides. Cook according to directions. (In the last few minutes, I throw the french bread buns in so they can be toasted.) We then liberally apply Remoulade from Simply Recipes.

St. Urho’s Day Cookies A+

I adapted this recipe when I was a teenager. Finnish cookies use ginger quite a lot, but spices are traditionally used sparsely there; they were off the spice routes for a long time. My cookies are Finnish-America, meaning there’s way more spice. They became our de facto way of celebrating the Finnish-American holiday, St. Urho’s Day. Since they were also my Finnish-American Daddy’s favorite, I made them for him on all of the other important days too.

Ingredients: 3/4 c. butter, softened; 1 c. sugar; 1 egg; 3 T molasses; 2 tsp. baking soda; 2 tsp. cinnamon; 2 tsp. ginger; 1/4 tsp. cloves; 1/4 tsp. salt; 2 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips; additional sugar for rolling.

Preheat the oven to 375.

Cream butter and sugar. Add the egg and the molasses–mix. Add the baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, and salt to the bowl–mix. Add the flour in batches–mix. Stir in the chocolate chips.

Grab a T of cookie dough. Roll into a ball. Roll in the additional sugar. Place on a greased/pamed cookie sheet, 1 inch apart. Flatten the tops of the cookies slightly. Bake for 8-10 minutes.

(If you’re feeling lazy, you can do bar cookies. Spread into a greased/pamed 8 x 8 pan and cook for 20-25 minutes.)

Eat, while thinking of me.

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February Recipes 2019

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New recipes:

Shrimp sauteed with red bell pepper in a yellow ginger curry sauce (the sauce was from a Target-brand jar): B

Garlic Butter Shrimp with Cilantro and Lime, from Inspired Taste–B+. I served this with rice. The boy thought it needed something else, like bell peppers.

Mississippi Pot Roast from TheCountry Cook (via Vanessa): A+. Great over potatoes, and since you cook it in the crock pot, there is a lot of juicy goodness left over.

Cottage Pie: A+. I had never made one of these before, but I took the leftover roast and juices, put it in a pie pan, topped it with the leftover potatoes, and baked it with a bit of cheese on top.

Shrimp Masala, from Food & Wine–A. I served this with rice and an unintentionally soupy indian creamed spinach. The boy had two servings.

I also made a recipe I can’t find an online version of. I had taken a picture of this, probably while in a doctor’s office. It was okay. Squash & Curried Noodle Soup from Better Homes and Gardens.

Old recipes that should know about:

Sidecar from Epicurious: A+. I add some cloves to this, an idea I got from my friend Rae.

Russian Vegetable Pie from All Recipes: A+. I first had this when Vanessa’s dad made it for her graduation party. I’m not a fan of cream cheese or mushrooms, so I don’t know why I love this pie so much, but I do.

Zucchini Pie from Seasoned Mom: A+. Tiffany first made this for book group when she lived in California. I have it handwritten in a book, but I found it online for you, dear reader. I grate the zucchini instead of slicing it. Book club debates whether this or the Russian Vegetable Pie is their favorite. (They don’t have to; when I make one for company, I make them both.) 🙂

Beer Biscuits from my grandmother: A+. Mix 2 cups of bisquick, 2 Tbs sugar, and half a beer. While drinking the other half of the beer, drop into greased/oil sprayed muffin tins. Bake for 20 minutes at 375. Makes about 12.

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January Recipes 2019

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One of my goals this year is to try new recipes.

So far, I’m off to a good start. Here are some of the things I made last month.

Slow Roasted Salmon with Citrus, from the New York Times,–A+ (this is good, cold, the next day too). I paired this with a beet and cranberry goat cheese salad.

Slow Cooker Moroccan Chicken, from The Spice House–A+ I had the preserved meyer lemons on hand–they’re easy to make and keep for a really long time in your fridge.

Tumeric Chicken Stew, from Food & Wine–B. I added cauliflower, since I had cauliflower that needed to be used. I asked the boy what he would change about the dish. “More cauliflower!”

Healthy Asian Pork and Rice, from Food & Wine–C. Not much flavor; the leftovers didn’t get eaten.

Blood Orange Margarita from White on Rice–A+. I mixed these in a pitcher and added a bit of kosher salt to the mix rather than putting salt on the rim.

Recipes that weren’t entirely new, but that you should know about:

Meyer Lemon Margaritas from White on Rice–A+ (This is good with blood orange juice too.)

Tom Yum (Thai Hot and Sour Soup) from Lemon Blossoms–I used a tom yum pre-made paste for this and the lemongrass pulp you can get at Safeway–A+

Grandma’s Meat Loaf–A+

Mashed Cauliflower–Melissa Bender made a version of this one night, and now I do it a lot. Boil water. Add cauliflower until it’s tender. Mash with butter and garlic salt–A

Balsamic Green Beans, from All Recipes–A.

Baked fish poboys, with homemade remoulade, from Simply Recipes–A+. You can do this with any kind of fish. I get frozen swai fillets (they can be cooked thawed or frozen). I spray them with olive oil pam, sprinkle either cajun or blackened seasoning on both sides and bake according to the package directions. Best if the buns are toasted.

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Before I Moved to California

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Before I moved to California, I had never

had Indian food

had decent wine (you know, the kind from a bottle instead of a jug or box)

met an out kinky or poly person

had gin

met a Hmong person

had goat cheese (or any good cheese, really)

had lamb

had been able to send my son to a school where they had enough money for classroom supplies like toilet paper and thus didn’t make each family buy a big list of stuff

tasted Thai food

met a Jewish person

had Vietnamese food

experienced a drought

known there were “asian” pears–and that they’re awesome!

had a good tomato that hadn’t been refrigerated prior to serving

seen heavy snow

seen an apple in the grocery store that wasn’t a Granny Smith or the ironically named Red Delicious

met an out transgender person

understood how black and white my upbringing had been

tried Afghani food

had to think about writing less American-centric prompts, since I only had American students

met a Sikh person

felt an earthquake (although it was so minor that I thought it was the neighbors waking me up with exceptionally brief sex that shook the wall)

had the opportunity to join a union

gone wine tasting

had access to healthcare as an adult

 

Some of this is because I was in Florbama . . . there are more cosmopolitan areas of Florida.

Some of this is because I was raised fairly white trash. It’s probably possible to get decent wine and cheese in Florida–I just didn’t see it.

 

But still–I had never had INDIAN FOOD!

If I had consistent access to grouper out here, y’all, I might never go back home.

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What to do with your Crock Pot: Soups & Stews

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First, the tips:

1. If you’re doing anything with beans, get dried beans. Put them and a lot of water in the crock pot overnight–turned off. This will soften the beans and they’ll cook beautifully while you’re at work.

2. Instead of using a blender at the end of recipes that call for them, invest in an immersion blender. You will become evangelical about it.

3. If your soup or stew calls for rice, and you want it to come out great, buy minute rice. Put it in your crock pot stew 10-15 minutes before you want to serve.

Okay–on to the recipes! (I’m sorry, by the way, about the way most of the recipe sites I’m linking to are organized. You have to scroll a LONG way down to the actual recipe, and pop ads get in the way, but I don’t want to steal people’s recipes, either.)

Slow Cooker Chicken Parmesan Soup. This is a favorite of my son.

Black Bean Soup. Book group and campus people love this one. It’s vegan, but you can have toppings: cheese, ham/bacon, sour cream, etc. I recommend green onions on top in any case. With this and other bean recipes, have some wine vinegar on the table–just a sprinkle refreshes the flavors.

Curried Lentils with Chicken and Potatoes (from Melissa Bender). So good, and warming in cold weather.

Jambalaya. I do this in the crock pot, though the recipe is for the stove top. See the rice hint above. I also add okra, cause it’s friggin’ jambalaya. If you use shrimp, add them relatively late. The trick to Jambalaya, though, is to do it the old-fashioned way–throw in whatever meat you have. I always use ham and sausage, and I usually throw in a frozen or fresh chicken breast and a frozen fillet of white fish if I have one lying around the freezer.

Red Beans and Rice. Make the rice on the stove or in the rice cooker. Soak the beans first, as described above, and sprinkle with wine vinegar at the end.

Basically, I do almost all the soups/stews I could do on the stove in the crock pot: chili, split-pea soup, white bean soup, chicken soup, vegetable soup, daal, pork tomatillo soup, potato soup, broccoli soup, etc. If you’re doing a pot luck, you can make the soup on the stove, but then take it to the party, or, in my case, the all day grading session, and leave perfection on low.

In addition to the recipes listed above, here are more favorites that book groups and colleagues alike have wanted the recipes for:

Creamy Tomato Soup. You know, the kind kids like. I add basil.

Spiced Carrot Soup with Lime. The boy and I decided this needed a little bit of rice and some coconut milk. We serve it with naan.

Indian Spiced Corn Soup. This is now my favorite corn soup.

Chickpea Vegetable Stew. This can be made vegetarian, or, if you’re making it for my son, you can make it more kid friendly by leaving out the chickpeas.

Yes, I know my son is no longer a kid. And he’s not picky in all the traditional kid ways. He doesn’t like beans, but love broccoli. He eats Japanese, Thai, and Indian all the time, but won’t eat some of the more traditional “American things.”

Just the other day, he had falafel for dinner with his friends. Since he’d been SO picky as a child, he asked if I was surprised.

“No. I know it would take something really exotic like an omelette or an apple pie to throw you now.”

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What to do with your Crock Pot: Pastas

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Pasta in a crock pot? Really?

Yes. Oh, yes.

Of course, you already know that you can make a good marinara/spaghetti sauce in the crock pot, leaving it to simmer all day, putting it atop stove-top made pasta when you get home. But pasta can go into the crock pot, too.

How about enough ravioli casserole for a crowd?

What about some mac and cheese (with or without bacon) waiting for you on a rainy day? This one is by Trisha Yearwood. (You can’t leave these dishes on all day, but still.)

I haven’t tried it yet, but I bet I could make this sausage and tortellini soup in the crock pot if I use frozen tortellini . . . or, I could throw the pasta in at the end if it’s fresh (more soups in a blog to come). 

A simple chicken with noodles? 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts (can use frozen); 2 cans cream of chicken soup; 1 stick of butter; 2 15 oz cans chicken broth; 24 oz. frozen egg noodles. Directions: Cook chicken, soup, butter, and broth in crockpot on low for 6-7 hours. Take chicken out and shred. Put chicken back in; add noodles and cook on low for 2 hours. Stir a few times while cooking.

You could do these chicken riggies the same way, instead of cooking the noodles separately.

But what everyone asks for, again and again, is crock pot lasagna: Spray the crock pot with pam. Layer marinara sauce, no boil noodles (yes, you’ll have to break them, and the layering will be uneven), alfredo sauce, no boil noodles. Repeat until 2/3rds full. Top with mozzarella and cook on low 4-6 hours. Any cheap alfredo sauce will do. When I’m not making my own marinara, I prefer to use this one: Enjoy!!!

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2016 Wrap Up

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We all know the ways in which 2016 has sucked.

I’ve cried a lot more this year, over the deaths of heroes, over the death of reasonable elections, over the fear of how much worse it might get.

But there were good things in 2016.

Melissa Bender and I had a book come out.

I spoke at conferences in Spain, Sweden, London, San Diego, Portland, and Chicago (twice).

I saw Love and Information, The Deep Blue Sea, The Suicide, Aubergine, Keith Lowell Jensen, Emo Philips, Blackberry Winter, Macbeth, Igudesman & Joo, Mr. Burns, Women of Will, the Cashore Marionettes, Disgraced, To Peter Pan on her 70th Birthday, Frankenstein, Latin History for Morons with John Leguizamo, The Totalitarians, the opening of the Shrem Museum, and The Amazing Story of Adolphus Tips.

I did guest lectures and interviews and stage talk backs. I taught courses that I love, films that I love, plays that I love, creative nonfiction that I love.

I taught 15 courses, got my first grad student through her PhD, mentored and performed with my stand-up students, got another Atwood journal out, started prepping for next year’s Oxford course, ran a program, and got chosen to run another.

I made old family favorites and tried new recipes, including my first shepherd’s pie, my first souffle, and my first carnitas. I made tons of soups and stews and proved the worth of my crock pot time and again.

I read books, saw movies, and binge-watched tv.
I recommend The Simpsons, Bob’s Burgers, Fool by Christopher Moore, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, The Crown, Stranger Things, Westworld, Deadpool, Shaun the Sheep, Arrival, Rogue One, Lady Dynamite, American Housewife by Helen Ellis, Galavant, Crow Lake by Mary Lawson, W1A, anything by John Scalzi, People of Earth, new comedy by Margaret Cho, Jim Gaffigan, Ali Wong, Dana Carvey, Louis CK, David Cross, Patton Oswalt (all on Netflix), World of Tomorrow (Netflix), The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Transparent, One Mississippi, and Hag-seed by Margaret Atwood–my favorite book in years.
I have survived another year.
I’m repeating to myself the lessons in World of Tomorrow: “Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead.”
And, like its protagonist, I am proud of myself for no longer falling in love with rocks.
Happy New Year!
2016, fucking fuck you:
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What to Do with Your Crock Pot: Meatballs & Roasts

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Fill it up. Plug it in. Go to work. Come home to dinner.

We all need to use our crock pots more, and I’m saying that as someone who uses hers all the time.

Most people know about chili in the crock pot, so I’m not going to give you a chili recipe. I’m just going to give you all the other ones my household loves. We’re covering the non-soup/stew recipes and non-pasta recipes here.

Waltonen Family Meatballs: Buy a package of frozen meatballs, your favorite bbq sauce, and a jar of grape jelly. Mix equal parts jelly and bbq sauce in the crock pot–enough to cover the meatballs. You can either put the frozen meatballs in and let them warm up in the crock pot during the day, or if you’re in a hurry, put them in pre-thawed. In my family, we have these plugged in all day on major holidays to snack on.

A whole damn chicken or turkey breast: That’s right. Use whatever kind of rub you like. I alternate between a savory mix of garlic, thyme, rosemary, s&p, and sage; lemon slices, s&p, rosemary; and peri-peri spices. Leave it in there all day. When you’re ready, the bird will be resting in its own juices. Serve it whole or shred it. I tend to get quite a few meals out of this: the first dinner, a soup, and tacos or enchilada meat. The one drawback: the meat is so tender that you will have a problem keeping it all together if you want to platter it. You’ll also have tons of chicken broth, useful for soups. If you slow cook root vegetables too (in the same pot), you can easily make a stew or chicken pot pie with the leftovers.

You can do any kind of meat you would normally bake in the crock pot. I do all my pot roasts this way.

Beef roast: coat lightly in s&p, flour, garlic, and a touch of ginger. You can cook the root vegetables in there at the same time. Leftovers easily become beef stew.

Pork tenderloin: Mix peach preserves, a bit of mustard, a pinch of crushed red pepper, s&p, and brandy (optional). Pour over the tenderloin.

Kalua pork: You can make a perfect Hawaiian delicacy with three ingredients. Coat a giant pork roast in liquid smoke and sea salt. Cook it all day. Shred. Serve over rice. (Save the broth. You can use the leftovers for pork tacos, enchiladas, or pork stew. This flavor works particularly well with a tomatillo pork stew, which you can also make in the crock pot.)

Caribbean Pork. Mix 4 tsp nutmeg, 4 tsp cumin, 4 tsp salt, 3 tsp cinnamon, and 1/4tsp ground red pepper. Coat a tenderloin or roast in it. Cook it all day. Serve with mixed fruit (mango, pineapple, etc.) mixed with 1 T chopped cilantro, 1-2 tsp lime juice, and cumin.

Speaking of pork, you can make carnitas and carnitas soup with the leftovers. Or try Vaguely Vietnamese Pork Tacos.

Then, try:

Garlic Pesto Chicken in a Creamy Tomato Sauce

Balsamic Glazed Chicken Legs (for these and the garlic pesto chicken, I always put another servings worth of chicken and the marinade in the freezer for a quick meal a few weeks later)

Red Beans and Rice (this recipe isn’t for the crock pot, but it works well there. For perfect beans, start by covering the beans in a lot of water. Leave them in the crock pot overnight–unplugged and off. This will soften the beans so they are perfect after you add the other ingredients, set it to low, and head to work)

Chicken Shawarma (I add oregano and a bit of curry powder to this recipe; I cook on low all day, not using as much water as the original does. I also make Shawarma Rice. I serve them with sliced cucumber & safeway tzatziki cucumber dressing on pita.

It’s Christmas time, so I’m getting ready to make lamb. Usually, I just coat it in a mix of garlic, mustard, and balsamic vinegar, but this year we’re trying this recipe for Persian-Spiced Lamb. I’m altering it just a bit–we’re doing a leg and doing it in the crock pot!

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Summer Resolutions and Recipes

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Summer is my time of resolutions and new beginnings–the academic calendar warps the mind this way. Since I live in an academic town, though, we’re all warped.

I’ve been trying to take advantage of the significant schedule shift that summer gives me–I’m still teaching, of course, but the hours are different–to do three things:

1. I’m walking every day in the purposeful way (as opposed to the I’m on my way to class way). Unfortunately, my body doesn’t like this, so I can’t go as far as I’d like, but I’m doing it anyway.

2. I’m writing every day in the purposeful way (as opposed to the I have a bunch of emails to answer and papers to grade way). You may notice that you’re getting blog posts more often, and my academic writing is on track.

3. I’m trying new recipes every week (I want to use parallelism here, but of course trying a new recipe is purposeful). Here are our favorites:

Hot Honey Shrimp, which I just served with Pan Roasted Okra and Corn.

Meltingly Tender Chicken with Miso, Ginger, and Carrots: soooo tender, sooo good.

What else would you do with the miso? Try Pancetta Miso Pasta.

Pancetta Miso Pasta and Soy Chicken over Arugula

Pancetta Miso Pasta and Soy Chicken over Arugula

Crock Pot Carnitas: I turned them into tacos, stew, and enchiladas.

Pork in Magic Green Sauce: the sauce also worked well on chicken and shrimp.

Soy Ginger Chicken over Argugula.

Indian-spiced Corn Stew: I used half water and half coconut milk, and I added okra and some leftover cooked chicken.

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