The Continuing Adventures of OnLine Dating 93, My Dear

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I’m not on any dating sites right now, but I keep getting flashbacks.

What’s triggering me?

Spam.

Certain kinds of spammers and certain kinds of men sound exactly alike.

The biggest similarity? Their use of “beloved” and “dear” before I’ve even answered.

This is an instant turn off for me. I know it’s probably a cultural thing, but guys who want dates should know they sound exactly like guys who want my money.

Who said it, would-be spammer or would-be dater?

“dear , i just want to be a friend.”

“hi how ru”

“I am glad to have you beloved”

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